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What's Fun?

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Mom: Do you want to go outside?
Adam (whining): Hunh, hunh, nooooo.
Mom: But going outside is fun!
Adam: Going outside is not fun!
Mom: So what’s fun, then?
Adam: Just fussin’ is fun.

Green Goblin

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Adam (pointing to a picture on a box of Spiderman cereal): He’s cryin’.
Mom: That’s the Green Goblin (Spiderman’s arch enemy).
Adam: He’s a fussy one.

Mrs. Butterworth

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Adam: After seeing a bottle of pancake syrup in the shape of Mrs. Butterworth: “It has a Mama on it!”

Beds

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Adam: (coming into our bed from his) “I love this bed cuz Mama’s in it!”

Go To Bed!

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Mike: What are you doing?
Adam: I’m taking off your glasses.
Mike: Why?
Adam: I’m sending you to bed!

What Do People Do?

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Mom: What does Daddy do?
Adam: He types Daddy things.
Mom: And what does Mommy do?
Adam: She types Mommy things.
Mom: And what does Kayla do?
Adam: She’s just lie down.

Determination

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Adam: “Can we poop it? Yes, we CAN!”

Apples

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Adam: “I’m sad of apples.” (Doesn’t quite have “tired of” and “sad of” mastered yet.)

Spinning

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Adam: “I spinned a great spin.”

Gourmand

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Adam: “I like a hammaburger.”

Seven Pieces

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Mom (as I jiggle infant Kayla on my knee): I’m shaking her, Adam.
Adam: Into seven pieces! (pause) That’s no good, to shake her into seven pieces.

Don't Grab

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Adam: (to his sister) “Don’t grab my ice cream, just look at my ice cream.”

Pacifiers

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Adam: (on seeing a baby girl with a pacifier) “She has a puppy in her mouth!”

Happy Boy

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Dad: Thanksgiving is a day when we think about what makes us happy, then eat a lot. What makes you happy?
Adam: Everything, I’m a happy boy!

Hotmeal

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Dad: What do you want for breakfast?
Adam: Hotmeal!
After some troubleshooting, it was determined that he wanted oatmeal.

Mirrors and Ducks

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Adam: The duck looks in the mirror!
Mom: And what does he see?
Adam: Himself!
Mom (trying to turn this into a grammar lesson): And if Kayla looks in the mirror, what does she see?
Adam: The duck’s self!

Noodles

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Adam: “My goodness, that’s nummy noodles!”

How Many?

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Mom: How many poopy diapers can you make??
Adam: Un, too, freeee!

Yogurt

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Adam, pointing at his Daddy’s yogurt: “That’s yours, Daddy. Would I like a bite of it? O-tayyyyyy.”

Today?

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Adam: “I would like a baby today. Please, Mama, please?”

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