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Before He Cheats

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Yaknow, I’m really loving this as a “don’t fuck with me” song. Probably helps that Carrie Underwood reminds me a LOT of my niece, Candice.

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Before He Cheats
Carrie Underwood

Right now he’s probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp, and she’s probably getting frisky.
Right now, he’s probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can’t shoot whiskey.

Right now, he’s probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo.

And he don’t know

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4-wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seat.
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.
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